btard

Hello, my name is btard.

I like music a lot

I have a billion tunes from my CD collection in iTunes. I just bought a new 60 Gigawatt iPod which I’m stoked on, I have about 600 CD Albums in there.

I also plan to redistribute some of these 60 Gigawatts to make a flux capacitor. I will attach this to my DeLorean and of course travel back/forward in time when I hit 88mph…

This of course all depends on whether I can get some @!$%#ing Plutonium from the Lybians.

On a more serious note and again talking about music, my first record was a BBC 7″ Vinyl of Keith Harris and Orville’s “I wish I could fly…“.

Some thieving Liverpudlian, scouse bastard stole ALL my @!$%#ing music one day about 7 years ago. It was a sad, sad day - it was then that I became an assassin for hire, fuelled by my hatred for humanity.

Music I am listening to now

Ok, be prepared. I am NOT normal, so if you REALLY wanna see what I listen to then click on the link below.

Visit Last.FM an you’ll find me there.

It aint rocket science yo!